Wednesday, October 29, 2014

10/29/2014 San Francisco Giants 3, Kansas City Royals 2

Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City, MO
World Series Game 7

From the bridge of an alien ship many light years away, and thousands of years from now, this score might indicate that this was a very close game. It really wasn't. Tim Hudson was a miss, Madison Bumgarner was a hit.

Worthy of note, but worthless in weight: the very first Managerial Review in World Series history occurred tonight.

SF wins the Series 4-3

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

10/28/2014 San Francisco Giants 0, Kansas City Royals 10

Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City, MO
World Series Game 6

"You SHUT US OUT last Sunday!"

"...take THAT!"

[SOBS] [CRIES] [SOBS]

"...better save some o' those RUNS for tomorrow night, holmes..."

Series tied 3-3...fasten your seat belts, GAME SEVEN!!

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Sunday, October 26, 2014

10/26/2014 Kansas City Royals 0, San Francisco Giants 5

AT&T Park, San Francisco, CA
World Series Game 5

The face of a KILLAH
Analysis, analysis, opinion, analysis, inside joke, analysis, meme, analysis...

Madison Bumgarner is a badass pitcher. Complete game shutout.
SF leads the Series 3-2

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Friday, October 24, 2014

10/24/2014 Kansas City Royals 3, San Francisco Giants 2

AT&T Park, San Francisco, CA
World Series Game 3

Nice! Two old guys pitching and an amazing SF crowd would have been highlights of the game...but instead, the highlight is Brandon Finnegan; the first player in history to play in a College World Series and a World Series in the same year.

KC leads the Series 2-1

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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

10/22/2014 San Francisco Giants 2, Kansas City Royals 7

Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City, MO
World Series Game 2


Yordano Ventura was pretty awesome, important to note that Ned Yost managed to take him out of the game just when he needed to.

Series tied 1-1

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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

10/21/2014 San Francisco Giants 7, Kansas City Royals 1

Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City, MO
World Series Game 1

It's important to note that most folks don't realize that "Big Game" James Shields did not get his nickname from his postseason pitching prowess.

SF leads the series 1-0

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Friday, October 10, 2014

10/10/2014 Kansas City Royals 8, Baltimore Orioles 6

Oriole Park at Camden Yards, Baltimore, MD
ALCS Game 1

A 10th Inning donnybrook ensues; The Royals disrupt a tie game with two Home Runs in the top, Baltimore answers with one run. The math!

KC leads the series 1-0

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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

9/30/2014 Oakland Athletics 8, Kansas City Royals 9

Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City, MO
AL Wild Card Game

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome...to EARTH-2! An alternate universe in which your beloved Kansas City Royals bounced back from a near-certain elimination against your beloved Oakland A's to force a near-riotious extra-innings SACfest and win in exciting walk-off fashion to claim the AL Wild Card!


Meanwhile, on Earth-Prime, it was a different story altogether...as reported by esteemed MLBdotcom reporter Dick Kaegel:

Yes, on Earth-Prime, the Royals never recovered from the arguably Yostian shenanigans that obfuscated their chances of winning this crucial single game, and the Oakland A's emerged victorious.

There have been unconfirmed reports that this very same story was published on Earth-2 as well, before the Royals' comeback in the 8th and 9th innings to tie the game. Mr. Kaegel, formally known and respected as the winner of the Buckeye Newshawk award in both universes, simply gave up on the Royals at or around 10pm local time and decided to go to bed. When the story was submitted, and published on MLB's website, his editors phoned him frantically throughout the evening and were finally able to rouse him from his slumber just after 2am.

MLBdotcom Editor: "Dick! Wake up!! Hello?? We've been trying to call all evening!"
Dick Kaegel: "Uhmm...[snort]...rrr...[rustle rustle]...hrm...[sniff]...what the hell, do you know what time it is?"

MLBdotcom Editor: "YES...you buffoon...you posted the game story and the game wasn't over yet!! THEY WON!! The ROYALS WON!!"
Dick Kaegel: "Umm...[shrugs]...are you on drugs?"

MLBdotcom Editor: "Dammit, wake up, and fix this now!!!"
Dick Kaegel: "Hrmm...[sniff]...uh...[pause]...WAIT WHAT...they...WON?!?"

MLBdotcom Editor: "Fix this within the hour, or you'll live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier!!"
Dick Kaegel: "Uh...[pours stiff drink]...they...WON?!?"

The fact of the matter is, some of us on Earth-2 were aware that something cosmically was quite possibly out of alignment:

If only we knew that on Earth-Prime, well...that just didn't happen. And Dick Kaegel slept peacefully through the night.

Also, on Earth-Prime...this guy didn't happen, either.
On Earth-Prime, he was drafted by the Cardinals (who lost the NL Central Division title to the Brewers, and the Wild Card slot to the Pirates) and spent the entire month of September infusing finesse into his Fantasy Football team.

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